I guess you could call this a rebuttal, since my mate Sofia has decided that F-Zero, some dead game whose last game was released 15 BLOODY YEARS AGO. Yeah, that’s right Sofia. Mario Kart is simply better.

I think that being theoretical is what caused Sofia to be this WRONG. And that is why Mario Kart is made for fun. SOFIA, I’LL GIVE YOU A GRAND IF YOU SEE ME IN 500 YEARS RIDING A 700mph CAR. You don’t find coins on the road, but neither do you see green balls that electrocute you either.  Also, when in heck do you find cars with wings. WHEN IN HECK DO YOU EVER SEE A MIDDLE-AGED MAN RIDING A BLUE CAR WITH WINGS, SOFIA? All in all, Sofia’s arguments are complete C O D S W A L L O P and therefore my argument is irrefutable evidence that Mario Kart is indeed better than F-Zero.